EvaLaniss

Hello Im Eva,I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."- The REAL BALTIMORE ORIOLE. Friendly, funny and 0% shy. Goofy as fuck and hot as hell. I`m always recruiting for my Army of Dorkness. My midi-chlorian count is off the charts. I 

I like all kinds of hot things... chat with me to find out more.... I love seeing the other person lusting after me

My Show : I’m a happy, smiley girl whose energy is hard to ignore. I love enjoying life, meeting new people, and turning every moment into something special. Outgoing, spontaneous, and always up for a good laugh… or a little mischief. A bit flirty, a bit spicy — but always class.

 What turns me on: Watching men work out (flex it bitch-boy), actual intelligence, bullshit-free conversation, you dropping cash for my sexy sweet ass. You being turned on by me, you knowing what you want before you come in, you treating me like a lady before you ask me to be your slut. A well-hung ELF is always hot.

 What turns me off: Don`t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am, my attitude depends on who you are. Trying to use my kindness, cocky men, rude VIP Chads who believe they are Gods. 

My Expertise:My best talent is my transition from shy to spicy. I’m very open-minded and love to explore new things. Once I`m comfortable, I use my voice and my body to show you exactly how much I enjoy being your favorite secret