It’s summer, it’s hot and hormones are running wild. And if you’re on vacation with family, the sight of all that bare skin might tickle your libido. Even if it’s your mother-in-law. So to avoid fantasizing about the grandmother of the family, here are some tips.

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Yes, in your in-laws, Grandma is sexy. And nice. And you get along well. Enough to review your point of view on the sexuality of grannies. Because a granny, I’ve already told you, continues to have libido and sex appeal. The art of seduction is not a question of age, and charisma is innate. And if the mature woman also has charisma, we have the ideal cocktail to make your penis want to express itself despite your swim shorts being a little too close to the body.

So in the event that this happens to you (whether it’ syour mother-in-law, the neighbor or a tourist in front of you on the restaurant terrace), here are some very serious and unstoppable tips to lower the temperature and avoid a problem. awkward moment. Keep a natural look during the execution and… it’ll go aaaasssssse. Well maybe.

Remember to refresh yourself: 60% success rate

If the heat is at its peak and you feel that Popol is freewheeling, that danger awaits you, don’t panic. Get as close as possible to a source of coolness (shower, sea, fountain) in order to bathe in cold water. The goal is to make your penis shrink, or even curl up, so that it returns to its original size.

In the event that this is not possible because you are seated in public, for example, think of the bottle cooler surrounding the latter, or a few ice cubes in your napkin, placed strategically on your crotch. A disadvantage, however, may arise: the stain of humidity when the latter melts, difficult to explain if you have to get up. But if we are in the middle of a heatwave, it should dry out quickly. You can also do the spilled glass trick, as long as you actually do it.

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Stop drinking water: 70% success

You may be surprised to learn that good hydration promotes a nice erection. So, if you are dehydrated, you could be affected by erectile dysfunction, especially if you are a senior yourself. Without good hydration, the different stages leading to erection and then ejaculation are impaired. First, when you don’t drink enough water, the volume of red blood cells and plasma is impacted: the penis cannot then obtain enough blood rich in oxygen and nutrients to achieve or maintain an erection.

Additionally, when a person is dehydrated, their body releases more of a hormone called angiotensin, which causes blood vessels to constrict or tighten. Angiotensin increases blood pressure and decreases blood flow throughout the body, including to the penis. And then this also leads to a drop in libido. Enough to spend the summer in peace with Grandma. Even if it is a solution that I do not recommend, it has its success. Especially if you add a little alcohol on top of the heat.

Finally test the chastity cage: 90% effectiveness

Also called a chastity belt for men, the latter has the advantage of not having to control you. In fact, it does it on its own through the pain it inflicts on you in the event of an erection. If the oldest member of the family walks in front of you with her little bikini and golden skin, no worries. the chastity cage is there to prevent you from making a mistake.

However, we can criticize her for her lack of discretion under the swimsuit. You will then need to wear rather wide swimming shorts so that you don’t notice the reliefs under the fabric. Think about the justification for such a purchase if your partner questions you, or does not answer, depending on your habits. You can also try to divert attention with another question on a completely different topic. It works pretty well.

Opt for a Nordic destination: 40% success rate

Cold is always a good idea when you want to avoid getting hard. And this for many reasons. The first is that you can hide everything with longer clothes than those you usually wear in a heatwave. Summer heat is much more bearable in places where coolness, even cold, is present, right?! Yes, I am unstoppably logical.

Add to this that the discovery of new landscapes, even if it is attractive, will potentially be less horny than your mother-in-law’s ass in a swimsuit. The excitement is not the same. It’s stimulating but not in an erotic way. Unless you are ecosexual or dendrophilic (like making love to nature or trees). But there’s nothing I can do for you.

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Don’t go on vacation: 50% success

Sometimes the best solution is not to leave. This saves you from having to choose, being faced with an embarrassing sexy situation, and racking your brains to get out of it. This can work provided that there are no sexy grannies in your neighborhood or that your sweetheart doesn’t come to your house for a few days to see the grandchildren. Depriving yourself of a vacation therefore carries its risks, not to mention the frustration of not enjoying the summer in a new setting.

However, we must see the positive points. You are near your shower or bathtub. Maybe you have a garden with a swimming pool. And you are ready to level ice cubes in your freezer. Your cock therefore has everything to be happy, finally, to remain serene and in place. And the icing on the cake, as you are at home, you also have your little habits available for your daily wanking.

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