Ah, seduction… An art as subtle as an elephant in a tutu, and yet some people excel at it. If you’re fed up with classic approaches that smell of mothballs, and want to make your mark, let me introduce you to a flirting technique that’s as crazy as it is effective: GNQ, or Grand N’importe Quoi.
Digital technology has profoundly transformed the way we meet potential partners. With the explosion of platforms, dating has become digitalized at lightning speed. By 2024, over 300 million people worldwide will be using dating apps. In France, 30% of couples are said to have formed via a dating platform. The French dating site market is expected to be worth 203 million euros in 2025, up from 172 million in 2020. Despite the promise of more accessible love, the reality is often different.
Rest assured, there’s hope at the end of the tunnel: there are IRL techniques that work. There are IRL techniques that work, and perhaps even better as a result of this change in dating style. Introducing GNQ, or Grand N’importe Quoi. You may be surprised. Because yes, it works, probably better than you think.
But what is GNQ?
It’s simple: you throw logic out the window and dare the unexpected. The idea? Baffle your target by playing the unpredictable card. A bit like a hostage negotiator, only more seductive. By creating a total surprise effect, you gain the upper hand and leave your interlocutor baffled… and intrigued!
Why does it work?
Because people are jaded! The same phrases, the same routines… everyone knows how it ends. With GNQ, it’s impossible to predict what’s going to happen next, and that’s exactly what makes it so effective. You don’t give them time to think, you plunge them into a fun, offbeat universe. Bingo.
Concrete examples of how to become a GNQ master
If you’re wondering how to apply this brilliant technique, here are some ideas for situations where the Big Anything will work wonders:
🦸 Issue an absurd challenge: “We’re arm-wrestling right now! Whoever loses buys their own drink.”
🎬 A sk an incongruous question: “If you had to choose between living in a horror movie or being a sucker for life, which would you take?”
💩 Tell an unthinkable anecdote: “Yesterday, I ate a kebab at 3am and almost got into a fight with a mutant pigeon. I’m sure it was a plot.”
🏝️ Launch a crazy project: “Let’s exile ourselves to the North Pole and set up a start-up for electric sledges? I’m sure there’s a market.”
In more adorable mode: “I think my favorite work in this museum is you” or “Maybe it’s because of your company, but this dish tastes great” or “I don’t know who’s making my head spin, you or this glass of wine”.
Make sure you keep it light-hearted: a spontaneous, funny phrase will have more effect than an impersonal philosophical quote.
The secret? Take it all in
GNQ is not a technique for the faint-hearted. You have to go for it 200%, with confidence and a touch of madness. If you hesitate or look embarrassed, it won’t work. The important thing is to keep your seriousness in the midst of your delirium. That’s what makes it hilarious and appealing.
But beware! You’ve probably heard or received some heavy-handed pickup lines like “me without you is like an ocean without water”. Unless you’re playing a masterful game of exaggeration, avoid them.
It also works by SMS!
And the good news is that this technique doesn’t just work face-to-face. You can also apply GNQ via SMS and maximize your chances of seduction through humor and the unexpected. Why do you do this? Because a woman’s phone is a battlefield of boring, repetitive messages.
❌ “Hi, how are you?” ❌ “What do you do for a living?” ❌ “See you when?”
Result? She zaps. And you with it.
Conversely, a message that stands out from the crowd will make her smile, intrigue her and instantly increase your chances of attracting her attention. Here are a few examples:
📲 Issue an absurd challenge: “I’ve just adopted a goldfish named Jean-Michel. Would you like to become his official godmother?”
📲 Ask an offbeat question: “If you had to choose: take on 100 ducks the size of a horse or a horse the size of a duck?”
📲 Play on exaggeration: “I think I crossed three parallel dimensions and defeated a dragon to find your number.”
📲 Create a fake scenario: “I’ve got some bad news… We’ve just been randomly chosen to represent humanity against the aliens. Got a plan?”
You can also compliment her in a funny way. Don’t fall into the classic flattery that can be boring, be original. Flirt in a light-hearted way. Show your attraction in a subtle, pleasant way. Exaggerate, if heavy sentences are to be avoided, amplifying your words can have a comic effect. Or make an amusing comparison. In short, the aim is to arouse emotion, be original and avoid banality at all costs. A funny, surprising message = an almost guaranteed response!
A bonding booster
The real advantage of GNQ is that it awakens your target’s childlike spirit. You offer them a moment of lightness and fun in a world where everything is codified. Spontaneous emotions and bursts of laughter create a much stronger connection than a simple, calculated compliment.
And guess what? It works! Because at the end of the day, who doesn’t dream of letting go and having a good laugh?
So, the next time you want to seduce, forget the ready-made phrases and adopt the Big Nonsense technique. You’ll see, it’s as enjoyable as it is effective!
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