Christmas is a time for love and sharing, a time for giving and receiving. And that applies to the bedroom too. Christmas sex is perhaps even more important than birthday sex, as you have a few weeks to prepare for this magical moment and make that extra effort to both receive “special gifts”. Modern Milf gives you some inspirations to make this period almost unforgettable.
If you thought Christmas sex was limited to buying a cheap Mother Christmas dress in a sex shop, you’re not going to have the time of your life, and Madame is likely to be a bit sulky. It’s time to think big and think fun, and try new things. Here are some Christmas sex tips to help you put XXX in X-mas.
1 – A naughty advent calendar
It can be hard to ask for what you want, especially if it involves something a little ole’ fashionable. So sit down separately with a pen and paper to write down 12 things you’d like to try with your other half. Cut out each Christmas sex wish, fold it up and put it in a jar with your partner’s. Each day, take it in turns to choose a couple to discuss and, if you’re enthusiastic, give it a go.
2 – All I want for Christmas is you
Thank you Mariah Carey for this beautiful song that we hear every Christmas. So do the same! Agree on a Christmas song that you both love. Every time it happens – while shopping, in the car, at a party – stop everything and say a naughty word to each other. More adventurous? Take action.
3 – Christmas unpacking
Send your other half on a mission or on an errand. Get naked or as sexy as possible. When she returns, don’t comment on the fact that you’re naked and carry on with your Christmas/New Year preparations as usual. Let her look at you, but don’t let her touch you until you’ve finished what you’re doing. Effect guaranteed!
4 – Kissing under the Christmas tree
Jump on your partner as soon as you walk in the door, without much speech beforehand, and slide her over to the Christmas tree to make love under it. Make her cum like never before. She’ll never look at you the same way again.
5 – The thrill of Christmas
Run her a bath filled with floating candles and cinnamon-scented oil, lay out the biggest, fluffiest towels, pour her some mulled wine and turn on her favorite music at the lowest setting. When she goes out, lead her into the bedroom you’ve tidied up, put on clean bed linen and light it (the bedroom) with scented candles. Give her a light massage, which may or may not have an erotic side. Think of her pleasure first.
6 – It’s better to give than to receive
Do you have a lot of boring events you just can’t get enough of? Buy a remote-controlled vibrator, take control over your partner, and you’ll instantly find those events more interesting.
7 – Chestnuts, hot chocolate, fire in the fireplace
Irish coffee, sheepskin rug, real fire, job done. In short, the clichés still work, so enjoy!
8 – Room at the inn
Think about booking a night in a chic hotel. A change of scenery and having nothing to do can also boost your lady’s libido and make her a lot naughtier. Sometimes much more effective than a dietary supplement. An investment you won’t regret.
9 – Play Santa Claus
Now it’s time to get more imaginative while you’re at her side. Suggestions – champagne, ice cream, sweets, heated lubricant, cognac cream… All little accessories that will relax her and make it easier for her to come.
10 – Sleigh ride
We’re not talking about a real sleigh ride here, but rather turning your chair into a fun accessory for trying out new positions. Laughter and good times guaranteed.
