The mother-in-law fantasy is a common one. So much so that it seems that more than half of all men have fantasized about their mothers-in-law. And not only. But sometimes it’s the other way around. It’s not you who’s fantasizing, it’s her. So how can you tell if your mother-in-law is out to get you?

If Milfs and Cougars aren’t your cup of tea, your neighbor might be. In fact, more than half of married men fantasize about the “belle doche”. A study conducted by Peter Hahn confirms this, after interviewing almost 1,500 gentlemen with a wedding ring on their ring finger. An impressive number.

To take the figures a step further, we might be surprised. A quarter of husbands feel an irresistible attraction to their mother-in-law, while almost a third imagine that she secretly has a crush on them. More worryingly, one married man in six finds his wife less attractive than his mother, and one in eight admits that his mother-in-law is more stylish than the one who shares his bed. Well, that’s just too bad. It’s always frowned upon to ditch the daughter to play with the mother. But have it your way!

However, don’t rack your brains unnecessarily, because 80% of husbands say they get on very well with the mother of the love of their life. This is reassuring news, and normalizes the affection you feel for your mother-in-law (and vice versa). Unless your mother-in-law is definitely paying too much attention to you, in which case there may be something fishy going on. So how can you really tell if your stepmother is out to get you and pin you up against the wall? There are a few telltale signs..

Signs to decip her

Do you get the impression that your hottie is making a pass at you? You may be called paranoid or jealous, but it could be true.

1 – She avoids talking to you too long on thephone

When she calls, she immediately asks you to put her daughter on the phone. No preamble, no vocal foreplay, just the bare minimum. It’s not because she can’t stand you, no. It’s because she knows that if she interacts with you for too long, she’ll let out some of the urges she’s been repressing all along. She fantasizes about your ass and your dick, and she knows it’s forbidden.

2 – You ‘reinvited to eat at her placeevery week

It’s usually the famous Sunday that we spend at mother-in-law’s house. Half for pleasure and comfort, half out of obligation. But she’s a good cook, so you might as well make the most of it. However, there’s one thing that gets you: all her dishes have a sexual connotation: asparagus, eggplant, a dish in sauce, etc. It’s hard to remain stoic in the face of this. It either excites you or bothers you, because you can feel that Madame needs a healthy, vigorous man. And you’re right there in front of her. She’s sure to turn you on. And what’s more, in front of her husband and daughter. She’s got a lot of nerve (well, maybe not for much longer… ).

3 – She’s recently divorced

She’s been married for 30 years, but the union fell apart recently. Deception, boredom, the need for self-fulfillment, … you name it. No matter, the result is the same. She’s hungry, she wants to have a good time and she wants a young man in her bed so she can finally get her rocks off. So your mother-in-law is one of those Milfs and Cougars. She’ll go through every emotional state to get your attention and compassion, and finally get her way. She’s on fire.

4 – More and more innuendo

For your birthday, she gave you a tie and mentioned a notary. She talks about her hot flashes, making it clear that she’s hot all over. She’s planning a vacation in the Rhône (69). She mentions a fountain. In short, either you’re a pervert or she’s turning you on. So much so that you’re afraid everyone will find out.

5 – She criticizes all her daughter’s exes

So of course this flatters your ego. And then, you agree that her daughter’s exes are jerks with no qualities whatsoever. But you’re not perfect (sorry), even if she’d like you to believe otherwise. And to tell you the truth, listening to her denigrate her exes makes your mother-in-law sound borderline bitter, frustrated that she couldn’t take a bite out of them. What’s more, she keeps saying that “you” are the guy for her daughter. Pushing you into the kid’s arms, just so you’ll notice her, reverse psychology. You know, you’re not falling for it, well done.

6 – She asks you to be on first-name terms

Since when did you raise pigs together?! Show some respect! First fuck her, spank her, doggy style her and pull her hair, and then you can move on to the familiarities.

7 – She likes to be behind you in the car

It’s safer for her to sit behind you. Firstly, because if she’s in the seat next to you, it’s hard for her not to put her hand on your thigh. So it’s safer for her to stand behind you. She can watch you and fantasize at the sight of your neck without it looking suspicious. And your mother-in-law can hold on to the handle to deal with her frustration without it being too obvious. It’s cute to see her struggle, but it’s painful.

8 – She ignores you so you’ll notice her

You’ve already noticed that your stepmother passes you by without giving you a glance. This is obviously part of a well-honed strategy. Didn’t she call you after her heart attack? Did she ignore you at her father’s funeral? She’s good at playing hard to get. You little rascal.

9 – She sometimes sleeps over

Especially when your wife isn’t there. You still remember when your child was born, and your mother-in-law just happened to stay there while her daughter was in the maternity ward. What’s more, she had on her nightgown and robe, everything she needed to turn up the heat.

10 – When you go to her house, she tells you to “make yoursel fat home “

This is the last sign you can deny. Especially when she knows your little habits, like walking around naked, for example. The message is clear. It’s embarrassing. But you know how to show strength and you won’t fall into the trap. Good for you.

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